Heres Scarlett Johansson on the cover of the February issue of Harpers Bazaar magazine. She looks good. But really, when doesnt she? Its really pretty retarded that shes married now. Especially to Ryan Reynolds, cuz I like him, and...

When I first saw these pictures of Sarah Shahi at the Bride Wars premiere, I thought why the hell is she wearing those dorky glasses? Then I saw her amazing cleavage, and I got it. She must have been...

Wow! Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to trying to get publicity. Weve already seen her posing for staged paparazzi bikini pictures, and now shes posting bikini pictures on her website, in...

You know whats great about Olivia Munn? She loves her fans. In fact, she loves her fans so much that when the Paparazzi neglect to take pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing in Hawaii (I KNOW!!!), she...

Brad Pitt claims he did NOT have an affair with Angelina Jolie. (Pink is the New Blog) Please dont let Tori Spelling back on 90210. (DListed) Nicole Ritchie will ruin Gossip Girl. (PopSugar) Hilarie Duff is a hottie. (Popoholic) Jennifer...

The bikinis keep on coming, and today weve got Supermodel Bar Refaeli looking Superhot in her bikini. Its kind of ridiculous how hot she is, actually. I dont even understand how you could have a conversation with her, shes...

I dont know how they do it, but the guys at Nuts magazine keep figuring out ways to get Lucy Pinder topless. What are their tricks? Are they buying her dinner? Taking her out to the movies? Maybe they...

Be careful, Reese Witherspoon bites. (Socialite Life) Funny video: If porn sites were actually strip clubs, theyd look like this. (CollegeHumor) Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are ready for their 80s lesbian wedding. (DListed) Courtney Love is always nice to...

Bikini Week keeps on keepin on, and it would seem that today is Couples Day, what with those Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures with Jim Carrey, and now these Kelly Brook bikini pictures with her boyfriend who I dont recognize,...

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are probably some of the funniest people in Hollywood (or at least they used to be), so why are these Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures so boring? Im not saying saying Jenny isnt hot, but...

Okay, so, I think youre really going to like these Zhang Ziyi topless bikini pictures. Firstly because its Zhang Ziyi topless, and second, because her Israeli multi-millionaire boyfriend, Aviv Nevo has his face buried in her ass! Man, I...

Rihanna got engaged. Again. (CityRag) More about Britney Spears vagina than you ever wanted to know. (DListed) Madonna spreads her legs for Louis Vuitton. (Pink is the New Blog) Lindsay Lohan started the year off with a bitch fight. (PopSugar)...

The first week of the year is Bikini Week here on Egotastic! and today weve got the Friends gang, and some of their friends relaxing down in Cabo. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are still looking mighty fine in...

You gotta give it to AnnaLynne McCord, shes really going all out to get as much attention as she can. But in order to attain the status of it girl, it takes a lot more than just a bunch...

Kate Bosworth is on the cover of the new issue of Tank magazine, but its whats inside that really caught our attention. Im speaking, of course, about Kate Bosworths nipples, which make quit the appearance in this issue, thanks...

Keeley Hazell is my #1 of 2008. (Popoholic) Cute Vanessa Hudgens look-alike college girl. (CollegeHumor) Jennifer Metcalfe of Hollyoaks takes it off. (ZOO) They Photoshopped the fuck out of Kelly Clarkson. (DListed) Jennifer Garner is still pregnant. (Pink is the...

Oh look. Its everyones favourite attention-starved, reality T V dropout, Kristin Cavallari. Remember when was the shit back when she was actually on TV. She made LCs life hell. Now LC gets paid tons of money and Kristin gets,...

Im not a huge fan of Chloe Sevigny, theres just something off about her. I think its her face. But Ive got to say, these Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures are alright. Especially considering some of the interesing poses we...

Im not sure if starting off the year with Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures is a portent of things to come, seeing as ho we most likely started off the last year with a Lindsay Lohan bikini post, but fates...

The bikini pictures have been a bit on the old side lately. Hot old chicks, but still, old. Yes, over 35 is old. Deal with it. Anyway, here are some hot Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Im pretty sure shes...

The bikini parade continues with more of the slightly-over-the-hill-but-still-very-doable Stephanie Seymour. What the hell am I talking about!? If you saw Stephanie Seymour in a bikini on the beach standing in front of you, your jaw would hit the...

Another year ends, and another begins, but as much as things change, they stay the same, and so it goes for celebrity bikini pictures. Just as surely as there will be long lines at the airport, an war in...

First things first: I am not posting these Billie Piper topless breastfeeding pictures because they are sexy. They are not. In fact, they are probably the farthest thing from it. Thankfully, theres no actual feeding going on, like we...

Shenae Grimes heads back north for New Years. (Socialite Life) Kristen Bell gets creamed on the face. (Popoholic) Best picture ever? Maybe. (CollegeHumor) Katie Holmes does the walk of fug. (DListed) J. Los new perfume looks like it smells skanky....

Okay, so youre probably thinking man, that Lily Allen chick really loves to get topless, and while youre mostly right, these Lily Allen topless pictures are actually from the same set of Lily Allen topless pictures we had last...

Damn! Have I been waiting for Katy Perry bikini pictures like these for a long time. I always knew she was hot, but these are amazing. Its like Lindsay Lohan: The Sequel. First we had those Katy Perry nipple...

Drew Barrymore looks dumb. (PopSugar) Sarah Palin is officially a GILF. (DListed) Your daily College Girl is cuuuuute. (CollegeHumor) Ashlee Simpson is back to Blonde. (Pink is the New Blog) Jessica Biel is Santas sexy little helper. (Popoholic) Zooey Deschanel...

You ever think that if Ashley Tisdale put out some homemade nude pictures that shed be more popular like Vanessa Hudgens? Of course you did, but it doesnt look like thats going to happen anytime soon, so youll just...

As far as passtimes go, watching former Supermodels age isnt really a bad one. Especially when they look this good in a bikini. And boy is that some bikini, Elle MacPhersons (barely) wearing. If there was any less material,...