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Media Matters for America -
1 hours and 47 minutes ago
On the October 3 broadcast of The War Room, Jim Quinn and Rose Tennent hosted
Philip J. Berg to discuss his
lawsuit, which baselessly alleges that Sen. Barack Obama is not a natural-born U.S. citizen.
During the interview, Quinn, Tennent, and Berg each repeated the discredited charge that Obama has not
released an authentic birth certificate establishing that he was born in the United States, and
therefore could be ineligible to run for president.
Quinn introduced the segment by asserting that Berg "wants a copy of Obama's citizenship papers
and also his birth certificate -- which is a question that's been floating out there." Later,
after Berg claimed that Obama has "not produced that birth certificate," Tennent asked Berg:
"[C]an't we, as citizens of this country -- people who are voting for the next president of the
United States of America -- can we not expect to have an original or a copy of the original birth
certificate of someone who is running for that position?" After the interview ended, Quinn
stated, "It looks like [Obama] may not be an American citizen, and it looks like nobody cares."
In fact, in addition to posting a copy of Obama's birth certificate on the campaign website, the
Obama campaign reportedly provided the original document to FactCheck.org, whose staff reported
in an August 21
article that they "have now seen, touched, examined and photographed the original birth
certificate" and wrote that it "meets all of the requirements from the State Department for
proving U.S. citizenship." Even the right-wing website WorldNetDaily reported in an August 23
article that a "WND investigation into Obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts
also found the document to be authentic," as Media Matters for America has
documented.
During the interview, Berg also asserted that "evidence" indicates that "Barack Obama, even
though he states he was born in Hawaii ... was born in Kenya," and added: "It appears right now
he might be an illegal alien, not only not be qualified to be president, but not even qualified
to be a United States senator from Illinois." Tennent responded: "Now you said there was also --
I think once you had talked about inconsistencies in terms of the accounts of his birth. There
were reports that he was born at two separate hospitals -- one in Honolulu, one in Kenya. I
actually did not know that this was a serious accusation, quite frankly. Not on your behalf --
but when I heard this, I would read something on the Internet, or on blogs, and I wasn't really
sure that this was serious. So, seriously, you have concerns about there being inconsistent
reports of where he was born."
Talkers Magazine lists Quinn & Rose on its "Heavy
Hundred" list, which it describes as a list of the "100 most important radio talk show hosts
in America." According to the show's website, it airs on 18
radio stations and XM Satellite Radio. Sen. John McCain was a guest on the August 28 edition of
the program.
From the October 3 edition of Clear Channel's The War Room with Quinn & Rose:
QUINN: All right, yesterday, with no lack of enthusiasm, I managed to present to you what
appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, a judgment from the court of the Honorable R.
Barclay Surrick on a lawsuit that we told you about a long time ago. Haven't really -- and I said
yesterday, I don't put a lot of confidence in this stuff, because this is the kind stuff that we
hope would turn out but generally doesn't. But any -- it would appear from this judgment by the
-- from this court that the DNC and Barack Hussein Obama had lost -- not an appeal but a motion
-- to dismiss the complaint from a Philip J. Berg, Esq., who wants a copy of Obama's citizenship
papers and also his birth certificate -- which is a question that's been floating out there. And
this was posted along with the actual lawsuit, all 34 pages of it, on a Web page -- I believe it
was Juris.org or something. Anyway, it turns out now that this may not, as a matter of fact, I
don't think it is true. Phillip Berg is on the phone with us this morning, and let's go to the
phone and welcome him to the show. Phillip, good morning.
BERG: Good morning.
QUINN: Welcome to the show.
BERG: Thank you very much. The lawsuit is pending. The order that was circulating yesterday was
wrong. We have not received an order yet. We're waiting patiently. There's presently an order to
a motion to dismiss, which was followed by a joint motion -- which is interesting -- by Barack
Obama and the Democratic National Committee, to dismiss the case. You normally get 14 days to
respond. We were advised by the judge's chambers that they wanted a response in five days. We
complied and filed this past Monday, so we're waiting for a response on the motion.
To back up for your listeners, I sued Barack Obama because he does not meet the qualifications to
be president under our U.S. Constitution, and there's nothing more important than enforcing our
Constitution, and the people watching the debate last night, they were talking all the time about
the Constitution. Well, the Constitution says you must be a natural-born citizen. And it's our
evidence that Barack Obama, even though he states he was born in Hawaii, is that he was born in
Kenya. But even if he was born in Hawaii, he lost his citizenship thereafter when his mother
divorced then remarried a Lolo Soetoro from Indonesia. Indonesia at that time was at war. In his
book, Barack Obama says, "My stepfather went back to Indonesia before I did, and when I went
there, I immediately went to school."
To be in school in Indonesia, you had to have been either adopted by his stepfather, or he had to
be acknowledged by his stepfather. And if he was, he became a citizen of Indonesia, and then
after that he would have had to go through immigration to come back into our country, which it
appears he did not. It appears right now he might be an illegal alien, not only not be qualified
to be president, but not even qualified to be a United States senator from Illinois.
TENNENT: Now you said there was also -- I think once you had talked about inconsistencies in
terms of the accounts of his birth. There were reports that he was born at two separate hospitals
-- one in Honolulu, one in Kenya. I actually did not know that this was a serious accusation,
quite frankly. Not on your behalf -- but when I heard this, I would read something on the
Internet, or on blogs, and I wasn't really sure that this was serious. So, seriously, you have
concerns about there being inconsistent reports of where he was born.
BERG: Absolutely. Actually, there's three different hospitals. His paternal grandmother -- his
father's mother -- who's still living in Kenya, is going around telling everyone, "I can't wait
to have my son -- I mean my grandson -- who I witnessed being born here in a hospital in Kenya,
become president of the United States." In an interview two years ago, Barack Obama's
half-sister, Maya, M-A-Y-A, stated he was born at one hospital in Honolulu, and at the same time
Barack Obama said, "No, I was born at another hospital in Honolulu." The problem is, when you
lie, you have stories all over the place. When you tell the truth, you're very consistent. And
this has been on the Internet for a good year.
And what's very important to know is June of 2008 -- several months ago - the Barack Obama
campaign put up on their campaign website a certification of live birth -- not a birth
certificate - a certification of live birth indicating that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. Our
experts have determined that that document has been altered -- it's a forgery. And recently, I
think, they even took it off of their website, since my lawsuit's pending. The thing is, if I was
Barack Obama, and this was false, about five weeks ago, when I filed the suit on August 21,
Barack Obama or a spokesperson should of came out and said -- they didn't have to acknowledge me
-- should have said, "Some lawyer filed a lawsuit -- he's got 24 hours to take down this lawsuit,
or we're gonna sue him for millions of dollars for defamation. And, by the way, here's our birth
- here's Barack Obama's birth certificate. They have not produced that birth certificate, and I
believe they cannot produce it. So, we're waiting patiently now --
ROSE: And they haven't sued you, either.
[...]
QUINN: Now, you're a Hillary supporter, and you're a Democrat. So that just so everybody knows,
this is not some right-wing wacko like me.
BERG: Yeah, just for everyone, I was a committee person 31 years, chairman of the Democratic
Party of Montgomery County, member Democratic state committee for eight years, and I ran on the
Democratic ticket for governor and U.S. Senate. And, you know, I just - and also, some people
come back and say I'm a racist. I happen to be Jewish, but I happen to also be a paid-up life
member of the NAACP.
TENNENT: Well, they always do that.
QUINN: Yeah, well, don't even listen to that stuff.
TENNENT: Mr. Berg, though, can you really expect - I mean, can't we, as citizens of this country
-- people who are voting for the next president of the United States of America -- can we not
expect to have an original or a copy of the original birth certificate of someone who is running
for that position?
BERG: Absolutely. And I think that should be -- the law should be amended to make sure. Well,
first off, the candidate says he duly qualified. Therefore, you know, I think Barack Obama is in
danger here of -- on many, many criminal charges. But I think it's mandatory that we find this
out before the election on all candidates in the future. But, you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger
wants to run for president but he says --
TENNENT: He can't.
BERG: -- but he says, "Amend the Constitution." Barack Obama says, "Well, I'm running anyhow, I
don't care about the law." Well if you don't care about our Constitution, I'm concerned what you
would be cared about. Our website, if I can mention it, is Obamacrimes.com. And believe it or
not, now, in five -- less than, well, today would be five weeks -- we have 19 -- over 19 million
hits on our website.
[...]
TENNENT: But what can we expect? What do you expect from the courts right now? What are you -
what, realistically, are you expecting?
BERG: Well, realistically, I'm hoping that the court says, "Phil Berg has standing, and therefore
Barack Obama must produce these documents." Because, if not, we're heading towards a
constitutional crisis. Let's say he gets elected, then we find out - the case moves along - then
we find out, and he takes office, and he'll say, "Too bad, I'm not getting out." You'd have to
impeach him. Well, you'd never impeach him with a Democratic Congress, and this country would be
in turmoil. I mean, I think it's incumbent upon the national media - any of your callers who
knows anyone; the national media's probably listening to your show right now -- to ask him the
question, "Produce your birth certificate."
TENNENT: They won't do it. It's not gonna happen
QUINN: Phillip, hold on. I've got more questions about this. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back, OK?
BERG: Sure.
QUINN: All right, Phillip Berg. We'll be right back. Quinn and Rose - America's morning show.
[...]
QUINN: I know I sound like one of these people that call the Bush presidency the "Bush regime,"
but I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, "This is the Students for a Democratic Society, this is
the Weathermen. They've been here all along. And they finally found their conveyor belt, and they
brought him to the fore." And it looks like he may not be an American citizen, and it looks like
nobody cares -- which is even more exciting.
TENNENT: More amazing. You know -- and that really just goes to the mainstream media. I mean,
talking to Phillip Berg even off the air, he is just so furious with media right now - completely
furious -- and he has every right to be, and so do we as citizens.
QUINN: They've done nothing.
TENNENT: They have done nothing. And even if Sarah Palin were suspect -- if this was a
possibility in her background, they would have been all over it.

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MAKE Magazine -
5 hours and 18 minutes ago

Jason Rogenes turns packing packing material into glowing obelisks at Manuf®actured:
The conspicuous transformation of everyday objects via BBG.
Artist Jason Rogenes first found his raw material while living in the commerce-driven, big-box
store, strip mall environment of Los Angeles where polystyrene was inexpensive and easily procured.
In this abundant byproduct of consumer culture, originally designed to protect packaged electronics
and other products, he saw the potential for material transformation. For Manuf®actured,
he has created a floating, glowing site-specific installation in the museum’s two story main
gallery flanked by a wall construction of polystyrene and cardboard. a
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iPod touch Fans forum -
6 hours and 58 minutes ago
 Category: Games
Released: Oct 06, 2008
Price: $0.99
Description:
** This game REQUIRES two players. ** This special introductory pricing will increase with the next
release, so buy now! The future of the galaxy comes down to two teams of alien dogfighters.
Maneuver your craft carefully, time your shots just right, and you will find victory! A take on a
war game using a pencil and paper that my brother and I played when I was young. Add a dose of
sci-fi, and the greatest platform in the world, and now you can take it with you anywhere! No
playing a "computer" allowed. Find a friend, family member, or make a new friend with the person
sitting (or standing) next to you! It's the best thing since social networking! Move your craft by
sliding your finger in the direction you want it to go. It takes a skilled pilot to learn how to
make your craft fly far! Manning the lasers can prove even more difficult. Tap your craft twice to
begin charging the lasers. The charge will quickly spin around your craft, and at the moment the
laser is aimed at your opponent, tap your craft again to fire the laser. Reflexes must be keen!
It's not as easy as it looks! Get close, but be careful, each pilot takes turns moving, so if you
miss, your opponent may take the chance to fire back! Can you survive? Shake to start over, or
start a new game!
Website: http://www.thewebspecialist.us/apps/UFOBattle/
Support Website: http://www.thewebspecialist.us/apps/UFOBattle/
Note: The description above is the official one supplied by the application
developer and does not necessarily represent the views or opinions of this site or its staff.
Get it on iTunes: UFO Battle

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Ubergizmo -
11 hours and 34 minutes ago
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the world from an alien invasion, or even keep your PSP primed for use when you head outdoors right
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Dailymotion - Videos -
18 hours and 28 minutes ago
http://www.ktownchronicles.com Growing up in Los Angeles as Korean-American, Tae has seen rough
times, but he has always had the legacy of the Hwarang as an anchor and foundation to see him
through. But not all of the young Korean-Americans have had this foundation to see them through
the challenges of growing up in an alien culture. Tae at one point begins to associate with a
young, misled and unruly street punk named Ed-K. In Korean Culture, only men of the same age can
be friends. Otherwise, the older of the two assumes the title and responsibility as Hyung (Big
Brother). The only exception is if the younger man challenges and defeats the older in a fight to
submission. Ed-K, unwilling to yield to Tae and acknowledge him as his big brother, challenges
him to a fight to gain his respect and earn the title of Hyung. Ed-K loses the fight and
therefore yields to Tae. Tae accepts the title of 'Big Brother'. Tae thinks that in order to be
of greater service to his people and not bring shame to his father and his legacy, he must cut
his ties with the family and Hwa Rang Do. His ultimate goal is to lead Ed-K to this right path.
But in doing so, he finds himself being drawn by Ed-K into a dark world where consequences are an
afterthought, and life is lived by the moment. Tae must now risk losing everything, including his
life or abandon his honor and commitment to Ed-K, so that he may live. World wide release of
Hyung is October 11, 2008. Film also features Mickey Rourke as Jack, Tae's old friend.
Auteur : taejoonlee
Tags : action martial arts film mickey rourke taejoon lee hwarangdo ktown korean films
Envoyé : 07 octobre 2008
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Actualités Emu-France -
22 hours and 47 minutes ago
Pas trop de news, c'est le moment de continuer à vous informer d'un projet terminé et
sortie il y a quelques mois. Il s'agit d'une suite non officielle du célèbre jeu PC
nommé Zak Mc Kracken: the Alien Mindbenders réalisé en 1988. Tout comme Broken
Sword 2.5, il s'agit d'un projet de fans pour les fans et encore une fois réalisé par
des allemands (décidément très très motivés, surtout que
d'autres projet tout aussi alléchants les uns que les autres sont en cours!). Une petite
vidéo est disponible ici En résumé: c'est beau, ca marche bien et c'est fun
pour ceux qui ont connu le jeu original. Disponible en allemand et bientôt en anglais (si des
gens veulent le traduire en français, vous pouvez en faire la demande à
l'équipe), vous pouvez dès à présent le télécharger sur
le site officiel.
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AvaxHome - All the news -
1 days and 2 hours ago
Kode9 & the spaceape -
Curious/Portal (2006) MP3 | 320 Kbps | 22 MB Genre : dubstep Featuring one of
Spaceape's most direct verbal performances yet, 'Curious' opens in the wind tunnel - laced by the
lush vocals of new recruit to the Hyperdub Kru, Ms. Haptic - and refrains with the infectiously
ambivalent chorus "Maybe we will save you... Maybe we will kill you". Rushed along by its bustling
hi-hats, 'Curious' drops into Hyperdub's customary wall of sub. While both tracks feature Kode9's
distinctively offkey combination of melodica and synth, and an equally upfront vocal, 'Portal'
swerves into another orbit altogether with deranged, alien synths skewing an accelerated, rollin'
half-step groove, as Spaceape flows from outer to inner space. A wake up call to dub zombies
everywhere.
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The Allmusic Blog -
1 days and 2 hours ago
Maturity always seemed an alien
concept to Oasis. The brothers Gallagher may have worshiped music made before their birth but
there was no respect to their love: they stormed the rock & roll kingdom with no regard for
anyone outside themselves, a narcissism that made perfect sense when they were young punks, as
youth wears rebellion well, but the group’s trump card was how their snottiness was leveled
by their foundation in classic pop. This delicate balance was thrown out of whack after
phenomenal success of 1995’s (What’s The Story) Morning Glory?, when the
group sunk into a pit of excess that they couldn’t completely escape for almost a full
decade. When Oasis did begin to re-emerge on 2005’s Don’t Believe the Truth
they sounded like journeymen, purveyors of no-frills rock & roll. All this makes the wallop
of 2008’s Dig Out Your Soul all the more bracing. Colorful and dense where
Don’t Believe the Truth was straightforward, Dig Out Your Soul finds
Oasis reconnecting to the churning psychedelic undercurrents in their music, sounds that derive
equally from mid-period Beatles and early Verve. This is heavy, murky music, as dense, brutal and
loud as Oasis has ever been, building upon the swagger of Don’t Believe and
containing not a hint of the hazy drift of their late ’90s records: it’s what Be
Here Now would have sounded like without the blizzard of cocaine and electronica paranoia.
Dig Out Your Soul doesn’t have much arrogance, either, as Oasis’ strut has
mellowed into an off-hand confidence, just like how Noel Gallagher’s hero worship has
turned into a distinct signature of his own, as his Beatlesque songs sound like nobody
else’s, not even the Beatles. His only real rival at this thick, surging pop is his brother
Liam, who has proven a sturdy, if not especially flashy songwriter with a knack for candied
Lennonesque ballads like “I’m Outta Time.” To appreciate what Liam does, turn
to Gem Archer’s “To Be Where There’s Life” and Andy Bell’s
“The Nature of Reality,” which are enjoyable enough Oasis-by-numbers, but
Liam’s numbers resonate, getting stronger with repeated plays, as the best Oasis songs
always do.
But, as it always does, Oasis belongs to Noel Gallagher, who pens six of the 11 songs on Dig
Out Your Soul, almost every one of them possessing the same sense of inevitability that
marked his best early work. Best among these are the titanic stomp of “Waiting for the
Rapture” and the quicksilver kaleidoscope of “The Shock of the Lightning,” a
pair of songs that rank among his best, but the grinding blues-psych of “Bag It Up”
and gently cascading “The Turning” aren’t far behind, either. These have the
large, enveloping melodies so characteristic of this work and what impresses is that he can still
make music that sounds not written, but unearthed. These six tunes are Noel’s strongest
since Morning Glory – so strong it’s hard not to wish he wrote
the whole LP himself – but what’s striking about Dig Out Your
Soul is how its relentless onslaught of sound proves as enduring as the tunes. This is the
sound of a mature yet restless rock band: all the brawn comes from the guitars, all the snarl
comes from Liam Gallagher’s vocals, who no longer sounds like a young punk but an aged,
battered brawler who wears his scars proudly, which is a sentiment that can apply to the band
itself. They’re now survivors, filling out the vintage threads they’ve always worn
with muscle and unapologetic style.

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Comics Should Be Good! -
1 days and 23 hours ago
Two words: “KA” and “ZAR”! Who doesn’t love Kevin Plunder?
If you’re new around here, check out the ground
rules to these posts. Now let’s get to it!
Ka-Zar #14. “Revolution” by Mark Waid (writer), Andy Kubert (penciler),
Jesse Delperdang (inker), Todd Klein (letterer), and Joe Rosas (colorist). “Ka-Zar the
Savage” by Christopher Priest (writer), Kenny Martinez (penciler), Anibal Rodriguez
(inker), Dave Sharpe (letterer), and Chris Sotomayor (colorist). Published by Marvel, June 1998.
As much as I appreciated the recaps Marvel put in the beginning of their comics back in the late
Nineties, I have to admit they’re a bit daunting if you were a brand new reader. I’m
used to the silliness of comics, but let’s take a look at how Marvel recaps what has come
before this, the final Waid/Kubert issue of Ka-Zar:
Following the destruction of the Savage Land’s Terraformer, Shanna absorbed the alien
machine’s power, making her the sole source of sustenance for the hidden jungle. Ka-Zar
enlisted the aid of the High Evolutionary, thinking he might be able to help Shanna through her
transformation to “goddess” and back to normal again.
However, the High Evolutionary became fascinated by Shanna’s evolution. As he’s
helped her learn to control her newfound powers, the two have grown close, leaving Ka-Zar out in
the cold. The Evolutionary plans to use his extensive technological means to create a new Earth
in a pocket dimension, offering Shanna the chance to become its “mother earth.”
Growing ever more distrustful of the Evolutionary’s intentions with Shanna, Ka-Zar
ransacked the scientist’s subterranean lab in hopes of finding something to aid him in his
inevitable battle to win back Shanna. Not really sure of what he was looking for, Ka-Zar stole
the Evolutionary’s sample of Isotope E.
When the Evolutionary arrogantly infused Matthew with a small portion of Shanna’s power,
Ka-Zar attacked him. Unfazed, the Evolutionary told him he couldn’t come with Shanna and
him to the new world unless he agreed to take a back seat to his relationship with Shanna. Faced
with this ultimatum, Ka-Zar finally realized how desperate his situation is, bringing us to the
present …
Phew! I mean, it’s certainly handy, and allows us to pick up this book fully aware of
what’s going on (Matthew is Ka-Zar and Shanna’s son, by the way), but someone who has
never read a comic before might chuckle. Even if you accept the prehistoric jungle in Antarctica,
you might trip up over the “Terraformer” and the “new Earth in a pocket
dimension” or even the High Evolutionary himself. But let’s say you get past that.
Now you’re up to speed! So what goes on in the issue itself?
You know the story is complicated when the first page shows Ka-Zar and Zabu (his friend the
sabretooth) contemplating Isotope E and Waid recaps again! We get eight narrative panels, as
Ka-Zar tells us that the H. E. has stolen his wife and son, “thrust” them “up
the evolutionary ladder” and linked them “to an extra-dimensional force that fills
them with godlike power.” We also learn that Isotope E is a “radioactive genebomb
that could, if unwrapped, catapult [him] to Shanna’s level … and beyond.” How?
How dare you ask! It’s a comic book, man! Ka-Zar has to decide if he will use Isotope E to
fight back. Meanwhile, H. E. has “modified” some Savage Land creatures, and
they’re building the Terraformer anew. H. E. tells Shanna that Ka-Zar rejected his
invitation to join them in the pocket dimension, but we’re fairly certain he’s lying.
He’s wearing purple armor - of course he’s lying! We see Ka-Zar talking to various
humanoid creatures in panels dropped in between the H. E.’s conversation with Shanna. H. E.
then shows Shanna what the Terraformer does: it creates the MATTER MATRIX (you
must say this with suitable portentousness), which will take them to the new Earth and the next
evolutionary step. They will become “beings of sublime energy,” and will be
“recreated” on a distant world, where Shanna will “be at one with the land, the
sea, the sky!” Shanna is suddenly hesitant, because while the power H. E. is offering is
“intoxicating,” she doesn’t want to lose her humanity. As H. E. explains that
this is no longer her world, Ka-Zar shows up. Shanna runs to him, but H. E.’s modified
creatures block her path. He tries to explain how much he needs her, but Ka-Zar interrupts and
gives him one more chance to give up. H. E., foolishly, asks him if he has “anything to
fear from a bunch of angry savages,” and Kubert gives us a bad-ass splash page with Ka-Zar
saying “Yes” and the Savage Land forces arrayed behind him. What’s the
bad-assest thing about it? Kevin’s hair:
The Savage Landers attack en masse, but Shanna gets dragged away by H. E.’s creatures
before Ka-Zar can get to her. Shanna realizes that her new powers addled her mind, and now she
really wants to stay with him. It’s probably the hair! Ka-Zar claims that H. E.’s
belief that they’re all just “dumb brutes” will be his downfall. He hops on a
pteranodon and attacks H. E., but our villain “modifies” a dragonfly so it’s
huge, and he hops on for an aerial battle! As they fight, H. E. starts to admire Ka-Zar, but our
hero knows it’s only a matter of time before he’s defeated. At that moment, Zabu
brings him a package, and when he opens it, it’s Isotope E! Damn, that’s cold! H. E.
freaks out, because it will make Ka-Zar as evolved as he is. I guess. Ka-Zar says he’ll
“crack” the box open and “spread Isotope E to the four winds,” which will
evolve everyone on Earth to H. E.’s level. Given that that seems to be H. E.’s modus
operandi, what’s the big deal? For some reason, H. E. caves, saying he’ll let Shanna
and Matthew leave if only Ka-Zar gives him the isotope back. Before Ka-Zar can, however, his
steed bucks him and he drops like a stone. H. E. catches the isotope, and Shanna tries to soften
the soil to break Ka-Zar’s fall. But it’s not enough!
So we reach the true crux of the issue. H. E., wracked with guilt, offers to “evolve”
Ka-Zar somehow so he can survive. Shanna is having none of this:
She wants to save Ka-Zar using that weird native medicine, like “naja root” and
“bark from the Haruka tree.” H. E. wants to use fancy “powers,” but
Shanna has come to realize that “there’s no greater sin than tampering with the
natural order.” She wants to save him as a human being, because that’s what he would
want. If Ka-Zar had cancer, Shanna would probably want to save him by leeching him and chanting
over his body! She demands that H. E. transfer her power back to the Terraformer, so he does,
reluctantly. She also tells the Savage Landers that they should accept Ka-Zar as their king once
more when he wakes up. Screw those democratic reforms! Three panels later, Ka-Zar wakes up. This
cracks me up, even though I know it’s unrealistic because it’s a silly fantasy comic.
He fell from a height of … let’s say 1000 feet. It certainly looks that high, if not
more. He landed on the ground, and although Shanna used her powers to break his fall, he himself
says it won’t be enough. Shanna puts her crude poultices on both cheeks, his nipples (?),
and his upper arm. This somehow cures the broken back he must certainly have, even if he’s
not dead. Yeah, okay. Let’s not think about it too much!
So Ka-Zar feels no effects from falling from the height of the Empire State Building, and that
impresses the High Evolutionary. He says he believed Ka-Zar was a “thuggish brute,”
but now he respects him. He has lost much this day, but “at least [he] has gained a new
insight into the capability of humans …” Well, good for him. Ka-Zar then narrates
that H. E. returned to his lab “and was never heard from again.” Oh, please.
He’s a Marvel character! Of course he’ll be back! In an odd twist, H. E. takes off
his mask and is revealed to be an ape. WTF? Now, this wouldn’t bother a first-time reader,
because they’ve already suspended their disbelief so much already, but when did H. E.
become simian? He wasn’t always that way, was he? Is Waid fooling with us, and this
isn’t the real High Evolutionary? Wouldn’t that be just like Waid? Wikipedia
doesn’t help me, by the way. It mentions his appearance in this issue, but doesn’t
address his appearance. What’s going on????
Anyway, the final two pages are wrap-up, as Ka-Zar narrates that things got back to normal, even
though Shanna suddenly was unable to raise plants. Oh well. The story ends with Ka-Zar heading
off with Zabu to do some manly hunting. But wait! There’s more. The new creative team
offers us a story behind this one, and all we have to do is flip the issue over!
Priest and Martinez give us a fairly simplistic story, as Priest is just setting up his run.
Ka-Zar is on a subway, in between two dudes pointing guns at each other. He tries to take them
out, and as he does, a gun goes off right next to his ear and some woman maces him. He takes out
the bad guys, but can’t understand what anyone is saying for some reason, plus he’s
blind and deaf from the gunshot and the mace (so how can he even hear what the other people are
saying?). Then a cop shows up, but Ka-Zar decides he’s a bad guy too, because he has a gun.
Zabu shows up after someone pulls the emergency brake, and the two of them escape with the woman
who maced Ka-Zar. Odd.
Then we’re in the Savage Land, where Shanna and Matthew are communing with nature. After
her experience with the High Evolutionary, Shanna can no longer feel nature, and she’s
upset. Suddenly Ka-Zar wakes up in New York, but he blacks out quickly and we’re back in a
flashback. Shanna tells Ka-Zar he needs to go to New York while she and their son go on a
pilgrimage. Of course, there’s a bad guy watching her, and he has nefarious plans!
Meanwhile, Ka-Zar wakes up in New York in the mace woman’s apartment. He’s still
blind and deaf yet able to hear voices, which still make no sense to him. The newspapers and
television are all abuzz about the wild man of the subway, and how there’s a manhunt on for
him. Man, that can’t be good. But we’ll have to find out all about it next issue!
This is a fascinating example of how a comic book tries to draw in new readers. I’ve noted
before how good Marvel was at this sort of thing back in the mid- to late-’90s, before,
presumably, printing costs got too high and they cut things to the bone. A first-time comic book
reader picking this up would, most likely, chuckle at the goofiness of the recap, but at least
they would go into the story knowing what’s going on. And the issue itself is a fairly
straightforward showdown, and once you get past the silliness, it’s the story of a woman
who loves a man. How sweet! Even without the recap in the beginning, we get enough to the basics
to follow along - the plot, ultimately, doesn’t really matter that much, because all we
know is that the High Evolutionary is a misguided but not evil dude who wants to do the right
thing but doesn’t know how and Ka-Zar is the hero and that Shanna will eventually come to
her senses. Waid and Kubert do a good job with the adventure, and even if the love story is a bit
simplistic, it’s a nice summation of their relationship and sets up the rest of the book
well.
Marvel even does something nice and gives the new creative team part of the book, so if you were
buying the comic for Waid and Kubert, you could see what’s in store for you after they
leave. The biggest problem with the new story is the art, which is not very good. Kubert has
always been a bit bombastic, but his work is stellar compared to Martinez, who shows the worst
excesses of Nineties art with none of the pizzazz. Priest’s story isn’t bad, but is a
bit nonsensical. He’s deaf but he can hear people talking to him? And he can hear them, but
not understand them? He’s still blind from the mace after many hours? I’ve been
tear-gassed, and a friend of mine, who was also gassed, got some in his eye. His contact lens
melted, but he was able to see after a few minutes. So what kind of powerful mace did that woman
spray in Ka-Zar’s face? It’s an interesting direction to take, and although the art
isn’t very good, it has a good hook. There’s nothing to keep you from picking up the
next issue unless you’re just not interested in a Priest/Martinez book because you love
Waid/Kubert so much. If you’re interested in Ka-Zar, this works fairly well.
It probably works because Ka-Zar isn’t that big a player in the Marvel Universe. Therefore,
it’s easy to get into his back story and get caught up. Based on what I read of the second
story, I wouldn’t have bought the next issue, but it wouldn’t be because I had no
idea what was going on. At least there’s that!

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