img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1204 Superficial News/post_image/post_image-1204_superficial_news_00.jpg" border="0"br Dusted off an old feature today just for the hell of it. Think of it like a delicious pizza with all your favorite toppings - provided you enjoy the taste of Amy Winehouse slathered in Aniston sauce. Bon appetit: strong- Britney Spears/strong' cousin Alli Sims says Britney isn't fit to tour. But still fit to buy her a car; how 'bout it? [a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/12/02/2008-12-02_alli_sims_kevin_federline_dish_on_britne-1.html"NY Daily News/a] strong- Blake Fielder-Civil/strong makes love to Amy Winehouse in her hospital bed before being carted back to jail. Wins coveted "Most Effective Way to Make a Passionate Prison Shower More Enjoyable Award." [a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2001362.ece"The Sun/a] strong - Sean Avery/strong apologizes for calling Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds." Says she's more like a "beautifully recycled flower - that you can have sex with." [a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244126,00.html"People/a] strong- Jennifer Aniston/strong admits to wanting a baby and "longs" for motherhood. Somewhere, John Mayer is performing the world's first guitar string vasectomy. [a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20243964,00.html"EW/a] div style="width: 425px; margin: 0 0 0 30px; padding: 0;"ul style="list-style-type: none; display: block; width: 425px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"li style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/the_superficial_news_41.php" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1204 Superficial News/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1204_superficial_news_00.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/the_superficial_news_41.php?bfm_index=1" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1204 Superficial News/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1204_superficial_news_01.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/the_superficial_news_41.php?bfm_index=2" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1204 Superficial News/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1204_superficial_news_02.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/the_superficial_news_41.php?bfm_index=3" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1204 Superficial News/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1204_superficial_news_03.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/li/uldiv style="clear: left;"/div/div div class = "credit"Photos: WENN/div pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/KzQrUaM99kZY_E8Lc8_7m3x9EtM/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/KzQrUaM99kZY_E8Lc8_7m3x9EtM/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/8gDkLHFFuJA" height="1" width="1"/