
Roseanne Barr got people's attention yesterday by
flinging a bucket of crazy
at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on her blog. Now, she's getting invites to talk shows and knows
people are reading
her blog. Whoops!
But at least she's writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears
read like Charles Dickens - if he loved Burger King: all celeb news is calling me to come on their
shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean,
pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan
though...I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I
think elizabeth hasselberg is a f'r s're closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd
in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love,
crackpot granny! Roseanne then took time off from her erotic
The View fan-fiction
to backtrack on her
comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown
at her house this morning?: i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as
they might be good people in the flesh, but the media's images of them are smelly and vile, and I
must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit
the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no
talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and
perez! You mean, I'm not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I'll never know what it feels like to
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