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With the Thanksgiving turkey behind us, here's something else you don't eat regularly: meaty balls.
Check out The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking with Balls by Serbian chef, Ljubomir Erovic. This
multimedia cookbook tells you how to peel and slice animal testicles to make such wonders as
Testicle Pizza - just add your own toppings! Wouldn't you know *it* tastes like chicken. But *it*
works like Viagra! Ever since I was a little boy I listened to the elderly talking about testicles,
when well prepared and cooked, can stimulate sexual activities. It seemed funny and stupid to me
then, until as a grown up man I tasted delicious goulash at a party sometime at the end of the
‘80s. I was told that it was a rabbit goulash. I couldn’t sleep that very
night because I became incredibly aroused and felt a real ``charge of positive energy`` that I had
to use somehow. I had never experienced anything like that before. The next day, after the wild
night, I found out from a friend that the dish we ate was testicle goulash. I suddenly realized
that it could be a great way to help the sexually troubled ones and through the cooking contests
discover the strongest aphrodisiac to conquer the world. The way to better sexual life through food
and not drugs is the idea that keeps running through my mind. If I had to choose one recipe from my
book and recommend it to someone who's eating testicle meat for the first time it would have to be
Erovic Style Goulash with Stallion or Bulls Testicles. This is because Stallion and Bulls testicles
are the tastiest, and the combination of flavours works best with the testicle meat. It also
happens to be my favourite recipe, which I created myself! Like every other meat, testicles taste
differently depending on which animal they come from. But in general it is quite similar to other
white meats, and once it is cooked a lot of people think it is actually chicken! From Erovic's
introduction to the Ball Cup, the Testicle Cooking Championship. Gentlemen, don't be squeamish,
fire up the barbie and invite the neighbors over. See what kind of positive energy you can cook up
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