Hold on to your hats people; it looks like the cutest celebrity babe on the planet (and my 2008 crush at that), Miranda Kerr, is engaged to her boyfriend, Lord of the Rings star Orlando Bloom. Here’s the incredibly depressing news:

MIRANDA Kerr will marry her British boyfriend, actor Orlando Bloom, The Sunday Telegraph can exclusively reveal.

The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments.

Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week. (Source)

Honestly, I don’t know what girls see in Orlando Bloom; I find he looks like an eighty-year-old man without wrinkles. So to me this makes about as much sense as Galactus shopping at IKEA… and for all of you non-geeks out there, that translates as IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO #$%#ING SENSE AT ALL!

Update: I knew it! According to E! Online the story is bull$#!!. Miranda Kerr’s rep has denied the report that she is engaged to Orlando Bloom. Now, having cleared that up, Miranda Kerr dating Orlando Bloom MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO #$%#ING SENSE AT ALL!

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A report in the Australian media "is completely false and misleading," Kerr's rep tells PEOPLE.img src="http://feeds.people.com/~r/people/headlines/~4/470642568" height="1" width="1"/