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img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/post_image/post_image-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_00.jpg" border="0"br Wanna know Samantha Ronson's secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=4"Calum Best/a, according to a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1948237.ece"The Sun/a: blockquoteA shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.br “And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”/blockquote Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay's turn to open a can: blockquoteAnother eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”/blockquote I included pics of a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=4"Lindsay looking all forlorn/a outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career'll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don't stop believing! strongUPDATE:/strong a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11212008/gossip/pagesix/therapy_for_lindsay__sam_139928.htm"Page Six/a reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn't look like a coked-out Squiggy from emLaverne Shirley/em. I went there. div style="width: 425px; margin: 0 0 0 30px; padding: 0;"ul style="list-style-type: none; display: block; width: 425px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"li style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_00.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=1" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_01.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=2" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_02.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=3" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_03.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=4" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_04.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=5" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_05.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=6" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_06.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_6.php?bfm_index=7" style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1120 Lindsay Lohan fight/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1121_lindsay_lohan_london_07.jpg" style="display: block; border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/li/uldiv style="clear: left;"/div/div div class = "credit"Photos: a href="http://www.splashnewsonline.com"Splash News/a, WENN/div pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/rpDmuP5ARQdIwCVJvzMHW_vbC-I/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/rpDmuP5ARQdIwCVJvzMHW_vbC-I/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/QvaTX9zLBMM" height="1" width="1"/

La relation amoureuse entre Lindsay Lohan et Samantha Ronson ne semble pas de tout repos. Mercredi soir, Ronson a fait une véritable scène de jalousie à Lohan dans un club branché londonien. L'incident [...]

divimg alt="" src="http://hits.guardian.co.uk/b/ss/guardiangu-feeds/1/H.15.1/63869?ns=guardianpageName=Art+and+design%3A+How+Dubai%27s+fantasy+skyline+tumbled+to+earthch=Art+and+designc3=guardian.co.ukc4=Art+and+design%2CArchitecture%2CWorld+news%2CDubai+%28News%29%2CCredit+crunch+%28Business%29%2CBusiness%2CGlobal+economy+%28Business%29%2CCulture+sectionc5=Art%2CCredit+Crunch%2CBusiness+Markets%2CNot+commercially+useful%2CArchitecturec6=Steve+Rosec7=2008_11_21c8=1121986c9=articlec10=GUc11=Art+and+designc12=Architecturec13=c14=h2=GU%2FArt+and+design%2FArchitecture" width="1" height="1" //divpThe fireworks have fizzled out, 4,000 lobster shells are being scraped into the bins, and Lily Allen's probably reaching for the paracetamol – but, she won't be the only person in Dubai with a hangover today. Yesterday saw the a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/21/atlantis-palm-dubai-kylie-lohan"opening of the Atlantis Palm Jumeirah Beach/a, yet another flash new architectural marvel in Dubai, augmented by yet another onslaught of superlatives, celebrities, and headlines across the world. /ppCome this morning, it's not just the champagne that's gone flat. It has finally happened: the Dubai bubble has burst. Architecture-spotters like myself have looked on in amazement, or rather incredulity, at the way the tiny emirate has continued to unveil ever grander construction projects – taller skyscrapers, huger hotels, vaster artificial islands – in a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2008/sep/25/architecture.middleeast"apparent defiance of the global credit crunch/a./ppNow, that crunch has hit home. This week's a href="http://www.architectsjournal.co.uk/news/dailynews/2008/11/staff_axed_as_credit_crisis_hits_dubai.html" Architect's Journal reports/a that "architects and developers in Dubai are freezing recruitment and making redundancies as the emirate's real-estate market begins to crumble." Large developers in Dubai are laying off staff, including Emaar the company behind the a href="http://www.burjdubai.com/" Burj Dubai/a, the world's tallest structure, the magazine reports. Other headline-grabbing projects like the Palm Deira, the next artificial island planned off the coast, are on hold indefinitely, and foreign architects and construction specialists out there, such as RMJM and Ramboll Whitbyird, are making staff cuts or freezing recruitment as a result, says the AJ. /ppAccording to one British architect I spoke to, who was in Dubai just 10 days ago, the situation is even worse than that. "Projects are being pulled left right and centre," he said. "Unless they've been funded by a sovereign wealth fund, they're being pulled. A lot of things have to be redesigned more cheaply, to sell at lower prices. Where people have made first down payments on projects, they're not making the second one. And a lot of what has been completed will be standing empty."/ppNot that anyone in Dubai will officially admit any of the above. The general climate is one of denial, say insiders. "Nobody wants to lose face, and everybody's trying to put a gloss on bad news. No one's come out and cancelled anything, but a lot of things are 'on hold' indefinitely." /ppDubai's "build it and they will come" philosophy has worked spectacularly so far. It has successfully jostled itself on to the world stage, largely by pulling off previously unthinkable architectural feats and boosting them to the skies with juicy publicity. Remember when David Beckham was buying a house on the Palm? How many people have seen him there since? Still, the publicity worked: properties on the Palm changed hands for huge sums before they were even built, peaking at a preposterous £5m. Today those houses are apparently closer to £1.8m, down from £2.7m just two months ago. /ppReality however, has finally come to town: the Dubai Financial Market – the general stock index – has fallen from a high of 6,315 earlier this year to just 2,012 yesterday. Emaar's share price has plummeted 79% in less than a year; according to some estimates, property prices have fallen by as much as 49% in parts of the Dubai market. The overall figure is much lower, in the region of 4%, but this is a place that's become accustomed to its figures only going in one direction and a lot of people are being caught out by the turnaround./ppSo now, it's more a case of "don't build it, because nobody can afford to come." The general destruction of wealth in the rest of the world will not help Dubai's tourist industry either. Fewer people have the income to afford a Dubai-standard holiday, and even those who do might be put off by the authorities' response to the a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/17/dubai" recent "sex on the beach" scandal/a, in which two Britons were jailed for three months for their public canoodling. Needless to say, we can expect discounts on rooms at the Atlantis Palm Jumeirah Beach pretty soon. /ppWe cannot simply write off Dubai though. It's already too well established for that and it's still in a very strong position to emerge as a dominant global financial centre, having taken less of a battering than, say, London or New York in the past year. The Burj Dubai is likely to remain the tallest building in the world for quite some time (surely nobody in the world has the appetite to challenge it?), but for the time being, the a href="http://www.nakheel.com/en/corporate" elaborate man-made coastline of the future/a that has become Dubai's abiding image is likely to remain just that – an image./pdiv style="float: left; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"ullia href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/architecture"Architecture/a/lilia href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/dubai"Dubai/a/lilia href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/creditcrunch"Credit crunch/a/lilia href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/globaleconomy"Global economy/a/li/ul/divdiv class="guRssAdvert"a href="http://ads.guardian.co.uk/click.ng/richmedia=yessite=Artscountry=(none)spacedesc=rsssystem=rsstransactionID=1227284156048112116220444056"img src="http://ads.guardian.co.uk/image.ng/richmedia=yessite=Artscountry=(none)spacedesc=rsssystem=rsstransactionID=1227284156048112116220444056" border="0" //a/diva href="http://www.guardian.co.uk"guardian.co.uk/a copy; Guardian News Media Limited 2008 | Use of this content is subject to our a href="http://users.guardian.co.uk/help/article/0,,933909,00.html"Terms Conditions/a | a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/webfeeds/1,,1309488,00.html"More Feeds/a

The lesbian love affair of our lifetime has been on rocky lately, and now in a last ditch effort to save it, Lindsay and Samantha have entered couples counseling. Awww. Page Six reports: [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Yes, Jennifer Hawkins is that hot. (Popoholic) Sarah Palin is a pardons a turkey. (CollegeHumor) Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are in couples therapy. (DListed) Ashlee Simpson gave birth, and gave her son a stupid name. (Pink is the New...

span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"img alt="1120_michael_lohan_hamptons_00.JPG" src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com/2008/11/20/1120_michael_lohan_hamptons_00.JPG" width="450" height="675" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"//span You know what's always a good thing to do before a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/kevin_federline_challenged_to.php"punching celebrities in a charity boxing match/a? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, according to a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/20/daddy-lohan-gets-ko-d-by-parole-peeps/"TMZ/a: blockquoteLindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."/blockquote Someone needs to put Michael Lohan's face on the Wikipedia page for FAIL. Along with Heidi Spencer, Criss Angel and my local Dunkin Donuts for, I shit you not, running out of donuts today. That's like KFC running out of chicken. Or, even more frightening, me running out of penis jokes. Shh, shh. I was only joking. It's alright. Okay, take a deep breath. No, seriously, breathe. Somebody get these readers some paper bags! emSTAT/em. div class = "credit"Photo: WENN/div pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/nuyCFFbw8xrGD4Giih_w17rhoS4/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/nuyCFFbw8xrGD4Giih_w17rhoS4/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/lTPy-d7rwxU" height="1" width="1"/