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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly  -
1 days and 5 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1203 Marisa Heidi
Miranda/post_image/post_image-1203_marisa_heidi_miranda_00.jpg" border="0"br Here's pics of Marsia
Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria's Secret
Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don't know what's
going on with Heidi Klum. It's like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her
stylist "Make me a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/marisa_miller_heidi_klum_and_m.php?bfm_index=7"look like
Tea Leoni/a - but hold the frigid." Somewhere a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/david_duchovny_tea_leoni_have.php"David Duchnovny/a just
saw these and checked back into rehab. - - He was out thirty seconds later. A new record! div
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
1 days and 9 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/post_image/post_image-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_00.jpg" border="0"br Pete Wentz admits in
the latest issue of a
href="http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/11/is-it-time-to-s.html#more"Details/a
that his son a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/ashlee_simpson_has_a_boy.php"Bronx Mowgli
Wentz/a was an accident. For those of you thinking, "OMG, what if his son reads that?" I'm sure his
reaction will be along the lines of "Yes! FUCK YES! These people didn't have me on purpose! Now I
can stop murdering hitchhikers." God, that's heartwarming. Anyway, here's Pete's story:
blockquoteWhen Wentz found out Simpson was pregnant, he was in Chile with Fall Out Boy, preparing
to play a show in nearby Antarctica. "I was like, 'Oh my God, this might be the worst possible time
to have this conversation,'" he says. Perhaps to make sure the news had sunk in, Simpson promptly
e-mailed a snapshot of the pregnancy test. (Us Weekly, eat your heart out). "I was definitely
scared," Wentz says, "just thinking, This is something that's going to exist for the rest of your
life and you can't fuck it up."br Wentz allows that the pregnancy was unplanned. "It was a happy
accident," he says. "But I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it
was time to put the wild child in a cage."/blockquote emAfter that, Pete Wentz vowed never to have
sex with a woman ever again. Which is why to this day, children, on a quiet night, you can still
hear Ashlee Simpson's father saying "Daddy's just down the hall, sweetheart." ~The End~/em div
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
1 days and 10 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1203 Britney Spears
Bday/post_image/post_image-1203_britney_spears_bday_00.jpg" border="0"br Seen here celebrating her
birthday last night at Tenjune, Britney Spears proved earlier in the day that she's still got it.
And by it I mean the ability to act like a raging diva despite, just months ago, nose-diving her
career into the shitter. Britney was scheduled to perform a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/britney_spears_to_light_tree_a.php"at the Rockefeller
Center tree lighting ceremony/a, but has already pulled in and out of the gig enough times that she
should at least call the next day. a href="http://www.ok-magazine.com/news/view/10609"OK!
Magazine/a reports: blockquote"You have no idea how many times Britney has changed things on us, at
least 14 times since I got here on Thursday," a source connected to the TV special tells OK!. "It
is Britney Spears and she can do that because they want her to boost ratings, but no one is happy
putting up with this. I probably shouldn't say this, but guys on the crew were making bets about
whether she would show up at all."br One eyewitness tells OK! that Britney had been scheduled to
appear live on Wednesday night's broadcast, but that plan was ultimately scrapped in favor of a
pre-taped "message."br "She was originally supposed to perform live and then she wanted to pre-tape
her performance instead," the source says. "Then she didn't want to do that. She keeps changing her
mind and now she's not performing at all."/blockquote If I were Britney Spears, I'd take any
goddamn work I could get my crazy hands on. I'd be all over it: "What's that? A cameo in a dog food
commercial. I'm in! I'll do anything. Do you want me to eat the dog food? Or do you want me to eat
the dog? I'll eat the dog. I'll munch him right up. Nom nom nom. I'll do it. I'll emfucking/em do
it. Because, wow, do I need money. Money money money. Will somebody get some ketchup on this dog!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!" *collapses* Then again, I'm a professional. strongEDIT:/strong Added pics
of a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/britney_spears_is_a_pain_in_th.php?bfm_index=4"Britney
taping her tree lighting appearance/a which will undoubtedly be Exhibit A in the Congressional
hearing on "Why the hell did the terrorists attack us again? And maybe they're on to something."
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
1 days and 12 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1203 Elisha
Cuthbert/post_image/post_image-1203_elisha_cuthbert_movie_00.jpg" border="0"br Sean Avery of the
Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly
referring to Elisha Cuthbert as "sloppy seconds." She's currently a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/elisha_cuthberts_last_day_in_a.php?bfm_index=11"dating Dion
Phaneuf/a of the Calgary Flames. While talking to reporters yesterday, Sean made the following
off-hand remarks, according to a
href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sean-avery-suspended-for-calling-elisha-cuthbert-sloppy-seconds"Us
Magazine/a: blockquote"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," he said. "I just
want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my
sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."br After the National
Hockey League suspended him for "inappropriate public comments," Avery -- who served as an intern
at Vogue this past year -- now has to meet with Commissioner Gary Bettman, who will determine any
additional penalty.br "I completely support the league's decision to suspend Sean Avery," Stars
owner Tom Hicks said in a statement. "Had the league not have suspended him, the Dallas Stars would
have. This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey
team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so."/blockquote So, apparently
hockey is a gentleman's sport now? Huh. I must be confused by all the punching and knocking out of
teeth. Interesting. If that's the case, why not make the players wear tuxes and top hats? You know,
keep things classy. Then, if your teammate makes unsavory comments about a former lover, you can
slap them in the face with your gloves and demand satisfaction. Which is also why everybody gets a
pistol. Hear, hear! Thanks to Ryan who's been known to seduce a young lady or two with the simple
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freshmeat.net announcements (Global) -
1 days and 16 hours ago
The Netty project is an effort to provide an asynchronous, event-driven network application
framework and tools for rapid development of maintainable, high-performance, high-scalability
protocol servers and clients. In other words, Netty is a NIO client server framework that enables
quick and easy development of network applications such as protocol servers and clients. It
simplifies and streamlines network programming such as TCP/IP socket servers. hr /
strongLicense:/strong GNU Lesser General Public License (LGPL) hr / strongChanges:/strongbr / Write
buffer overflow prevention was made more robust and configurable. ChannelHandler can now be
notified when it's added to or removed from a ChannelPipeline. ChannelGroup has been added to
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freshmeat.net announcements (Unix) -
1 days and 16 hours ago
The Netty project is an effort to provide an asynchronous, event-driven network application
framework and tools for rapid development of maintainable, high-performance, high-scalability
protocol servers and clients. In other words, Netty is a NIO client server framework that enables
quick and easy development of network applications such as protocol servers and clients. It
simplifies and streamlines network programming such as TCP/IP socket servers. hr /
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 5 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Paris Hilton
Bardot/post_image/post_image-1202_paris_hilton_bardot_00.jpg" border="0"br Paris Hilton is in no
rush a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/paris_hilton_benji_madden_just.php"to replace Benji
Madden/a. In fact, she's downright repulsed by the thought of another relationship, according to a
href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1990736.ece"The Sun/a:
blockquote“I don't have dating on my mind at all. Just the thought of dating someone else
grosses me out.br “No way.”/blockquote However, what doesn't gross Paris out is pushing
the ol' girls up and hitting Bardot nightclub in LA last night. Sure, maybe she had sex with three
bartenders, the coat check guy and, let's assume, a
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 6 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/kate moss jamie hince
fight/post_image/post_image-wenn2187824.jpg" border="0"br Is Kate Moss the Ike Turner of
super-modeling? It sure sounds that way. Last week her boyfriend Jamie Hince was spotted sporting a
shiner, and while the couple at first made some lame excuse about it, now the punch-tastic truth is
coming out. The a
href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/gossip/pagesix/kate_confesses_141750.htm"New York Post/a
reports: blockquoteKATE Moss has finally come clean about who gave her the scratches on her cheek
she recently sported: boyfriend and the Kills guitarist Jamie Hince. Moss had previously claimed a
box of Christmas decorations fell on her head, but Britain's Daily Mail reports she was overheard
at a London party for designer Stella McCartney admitting that she was actually involved in a
"scuffle" with Hince over their holiday plans. Hince, for his part, was left with a black eye,
which Moss says was the result of her "chunky ring." The on- again/ off-again pair are still
reportedly on./blockquote Some might wonder how Kate Moss, who weighs in at about 85 pounds, could
lay that kind of smackdown on a full-grown man. But there are two things to consider here: 1) Jamie
is British, and could probably be taken down with a crumpet to the forehead. 2) The amount of coke
that Kate Moss has done in her life could probably stretch around the Earth six times. After a
while that stuff will give you superpowers. (You can't argue with science.) Kate probably could
have made Jamie's head explode like an overripe zit just by blinking her eyes twice. To put things
in perspective, Amy Winehouse once suffocated a man to death just by twirling her beehive. True
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 7 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Jessica Alba
Campari/post_image/post_image-1202_jessica_alba_campari_00.jpg" border="0"br Jessica Alba is
featured in the 2009 Campari calendar, and God, she is so brave for posing like this after having a
baby. Talk about empowering. It really gives women out there hope that they too can look awesome
after child birth. (Provided they have access to a full-time physical trainer and someone who kicks
ass at Photoshop.) Don't stop dreamin', ladies. strongNOTE:/strong I have no idea which pic is
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 8 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Shauna Sand
phone/post_image/post_image-1202_shauna_sand_phone_00.jpg" border="0"br Shauna Sand, who I had no
idea is married, was awarded a restraining order against her husband Romain Chavent yesterday after
he allegedly punched her in the breasts this weekend. Even worse, she had just gotten
reconstructive surgery on them. On top of those claims, he also supposedly took naked pictures of
her kids and threatened to sell them, according to a
href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/shauna-my-husband-beat-the-crap-out-of-me/"TMZ/a:
blockquoteAmong the claims, Shauna says Romain once "threatened to sell nude photos of my children
that he took of them when he was babysitting."br In the documents, Shauna also claims in March
2008, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. And in 2007, Romain allegedly
strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Shauna says she was granted a restraining order
for the 2007 incident, but had it dismissed "because he promised to change."br But Romain has made
accusations of his own -- once filing for a restraining order against Shauna in April because he
claimed she threatened to ruin his life. Romain's claim was later dismissed./blockquote Okay,
ignoring the confusing fact that she didn't sick the Feds on an asshole who's allegedly packing
nude photos of her kids, I don't know what's worse: That this Romain guy punched Shauna Sand in her
newly implanted breasts (It's common knowledge at that stage you're supposed to delicately massage
them with dollar bills) or that he attempted to file a restraining order claiming she tried to
"ruin his life." Really? If that's a valid legal defense, then I'm suing McDonalds for forgetting
my McNugget sauce last night. You ever eat one of those things dry? That's a taste that will never
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 9 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Brad Pitt
Today/post_image/post_image-1202_brad_pitt_today_00.jpg" border="0"br Brad Pitt sat down for an
interview this morning in New Orleans with a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28000192/"The
Today Show's/a Ann Curry (a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/brad_pitt_today_show.php"Video
after the jump/a). He's currently in the 9th Ward building affordable solar-powered houses for
Hurricane Katrina victims. But that shit's for suckers; Let's talk about those Brangelina babies!
Here's some excerpts of the interviews including a fake one. See if you guess which one it is:
strongOn raising six kids:/strong “I look at my sons and my daughters, and one's from Vietnam
and one's from Cambodia and one's from Ethiopia, and ... they're all brothers and sisters. And
they're fighting, they're laughing, they're going into hysterics and staying up late, and they're
messing with their parents, and they're driving me crazy and I'm really proud." strongOn his
reluctance to discuss his family in interviews:/strong “It just gets cheapened somehow, as it
goes through the filters in the airwaves,” he explained. “And some things you just want
to keep close.” strongOn the media:/strong "Listen, if I single-handedly rebuild New Orleans
into a thriving metropolis complete with flying cars, then will you people please forget that I
cheated on Jennifer Aniston and am criminally less sexy than that guy who writes The Superficial.
It's embarrassing." strongOn getting married to Angelina Jolie:/strong “If we feel it’s
important to our kids, we’ll do so.” Hope you put your thinking caps on!
smallstrongAnswer:/strong “If we feel it’s important to our kids, we’ll do
so.” Ha ha ha! No, seriously, who fell for that one? You might want to get checked for
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 10 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Lindsay Lohan
boots/post_image/post_image-1202_lindsay_lohan_boots_00.jpg" border="0"br Lindsay Lohan shot down
rumors today on a
href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewfriendID=29730276blogID=453360936"her
MySpace blog/a that she's no longer dating Samantha Ronson: blockquoteoy vey! rumors..br just to
clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.br samantha
ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking upbr :)br take carebr xxLL/blockquote Oh thank God.
I don't know about you guys, but I sit around all day constantly fretting over Lindsay and Sam's
fake lesbian relationship. I mean, if these two can't fake-make it in this crazy world, then none
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The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
2 days and 12 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Britney Spears
GMA/post_image/post_image-1202_britney_spears_gma_00.jpg" border="0"br Britney Spears turned 27
today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on emGood Morning America/em. Her new CD
emCircus/em also launched today, and she performed the title track under a big top tent in front of
an assload of fans (above). But let's cut to the chase; where the hell did those abs come from?
Since it's Britney's special day, I'm going to be a kind, chivalrous blogger and simply say I would
totally eat breakfast off those things. - And maybe not even wear a helmet. Happy Birthday! Videos
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