The Superficial - Because You're Ugly -
1 days and 14 hours ago
img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/post_image/post_image-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_00.jpg" border="0"br Pete Wentz admits in
the latest issue of a
href="http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/11/is-it-time-to-s.html#more"Details/a
that his son a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/ashlee_simpson_has_a_boy.php"Bronx Mowgli
Wentz/a was an accident. For those of you thinking, "OMG, what if his son reads that?" I'm sure his
reaction will be along the lines of "Yes! FUCK YES! These people didn't have me on purpose! Now I
can stop murdering hitchhikers." God, that's heartwarming. Anyway, here's Pete's story:
blockquoteWhen Wentz found out Simpson was pregnant, he was in Chile with Fall Out Boy, preparing
to play a show in nearby Antarctica. "I was like, 'Oh my God, this might be the worst possible time
to have this conversation,'" he says. Perhaps to make sure the news had sunk in, Simpson promptly
e-mailed a snapshot of the pregnancy test. (Us Weekly, eat your heart out). "I was definitely
scared," Wentz says, "just thinking, This is something that's going to exist for the rest of your
life and you can't fuck it up."br Wentz allows that the pregnancy was unplanned. "It was a happy
accident," he says. "But I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it
was time to put the wild child in a cage."/blockquote emAfter that, Pete Wentz vowed never to have
sex with a woman ever again. Which is why to this day, children, on a quiet night, you can still
hear Ashlee Simpson's father saying "Daddy's just down the hall, sweetheart." ~The End~/em div
style="width: 425px; margin: 0 0 0 30px; padding: 0;"ul style="list-style-type: none; display:
block; width: 425px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"li style="display: block; float: left; width: 90px;
height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/pete_wentz_calls_his_son_an_ac.php" style="display: block;
width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0; padding: 0;"img
src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_00.jpg" style="display: block;
border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block;
float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/pete_wentz_calls_his_son_an_ac.php?bfm_index=1"
style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0;
padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_01.jpg" style="display: block;
border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block;
float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/pete_wentz_calls_his_son_an_ac.php?bfm_index=2"
style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0;
padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_02.jpg" style="display: block;
border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/lili style="display: block;
float: left; width: 90px; height: 134px; margin: 0; padding: 0 10px 10px 0;"a
href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/pete_wentz_calls_his_son_an_ac.php?bfm_index=3"
style="display: block; width: 90px; height: 134px; background: #CCC; overflow: hidden; margin: 0;
padding: 0;"img src="http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1202 Pete Wentz CD
release/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1202_pete_wentz_cdrelease_03.jpg" style="display: block;
border: 1px solid #cccccc; width: 88px; margin: 0; padding: 0;"/a/li/uldiv style="clear:
left;"/div/div div class = "credit"Photos: WENN/div pa
href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/hdsiocybh2916RnH4qx4L0cxL7w/a"img
src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/hdsiocybh2916RnH4qx4L0cxL7w/i" border="0"
ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/WrOiQi0OtFM"
height="1" width="1"/

|